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		<title>THIS is TRUE #769: 8 March</title>
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		<title>THIS is TRUE #768: 1 March 2008</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 04:42:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Woman Swallows Engagement Ring</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2009 18:59:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Reed Harris decided to put a diamond ring in his girlfriend's milkshake as part of his proposal, he didn't expect her to swallow it. But his girlfriend ate the whole Wendy's Frosty shake and never found the ring.]]></description>
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		<title>THIS is TRUE #767: 22 February</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Feb 2009 04:42:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>THIS is TRUE #767: 22 February</title>
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		<title>Man Allegedly Let Body Rot in Hearse</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A funeral director accused of leaving a woman's body to decay in a parked hearse after her relatives failed to pay the bill was arrested on a felony charge of abusing a corpse, police said Wednesday. Watson and Sons Funeral Home embalmed the remains of Edna Kathleen Woods, 52, after she died of natural causes in November 2007, said Gadsden police Sgt. Jeff Wright. Relatives wanted the body cremated but failed to sign the necessary paperwork or pay owner Harold Watson Sr., he said.]]></description>
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